DimpledCherry.

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

phadmins and dan if you’re listening: the next tiktok has to be dan surprising phil with a phil squat so i can see wtf is going on with that

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I think all of you should DIE I am so disappointed in you. why the FUCK is nobody having the visceral reaction I’m having to the penthouse video. They have literally never been this disgustingly repulsively hot somebody HELP ME. I’m in literal heat watching it they’re glowing they get badder and badder by the minute and this video has put me at my limit I can’t do this anymore leaving the phandom immediately because i will truthfully rip myself into little pieces if i have to look at their beautiful faces for another second guys I’m retiring

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”