ur a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck

do you think that when the big arm on the trash truck aggressively grabs the trash can on the curb and dumps it into the truck that it's like a little sexual for the trash can

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

no other social media site gives me what tumblr has given me . i love this place . it’s awful here. i’ll never leave .

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

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that’s mozilla herself