I said what I said unfortunately

If something here makes no sense just nod politely and ignore it—I probably didn’t think it through either🤟🤟

Pest control these days I swear

Let there be light or some shit. Why don't it work when I say it

Greek/Cypriot for: I’ll be there… eventually. Probably.

Reference link here.

Skulduggery: “What a burden it must've been. You're very brave for facing it alone.” Valkyrie: “Thank you.” Skulduggery: “Amazingly, astonishingly stupid, but brave.” Valkyrie: “Yeah.” Skulduggery: “Very foolish, is what I'm getting at.” Valkyrie: “I can see that.” Skulduggery: “Thick, basically. Just thick. Dumb as a bag of hammers. Not too bright there, Valkyrie.” Valkyrie: “You can really stop complementing me now.” Skulduggery: “You brainless moron. You simple-minded cretin. You're a half-wit. A dimwit. An imbecile. You're as sharp as a marble. Thick as a ditch. Not the sharpest knife, nor the brightest crayon, and not the brightest bulb. You just fell off the turnip truck. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”

Only one of us is getting charged tonight.

This is what my group chat looks like when someone asks "what are we?"