I love Dr phlox sm

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

Always funny when memes get reused so much that they end up just going back to the original message

Nobody online knows the real me. good thing i know all of you. on account of my ravens

My ravens say you need to drink more water. you tend to go a while without it and start wondering why you feel so shitty but it’s the water you need. that’s why. Listen to my ravens