Long Live The Reckless And The Brave

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

hey what the fuck

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

me: needs to be busy so i don’t fall into depression also me: can’t handle being busy due to the adhd and anxiety 

technically it’s a ferret

There’s your “good cops”

Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you don’t want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.

Kylie Jenner being the youngest “self made” billionaire in history is so funny to me like as if she wasn’t a millionaire when she was a teen, as if she didn’t have connections to dominate the makeup industry, as if she didn’t have the means to promote her brand like a crazy human. As if

there’s nothing influential in rich people getting richer and richer. and I didn’t even mean to go there but is it even ethical to be a BILLIONAIRE these days? Kim there are people that are dying

my ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness