roadkill royalty

I love my friends so fucking much but I think me forgetting my Abilify 3 days in a row might be showing a bit. Can someone tell me to stop being really angry and emotional and angry and

meds taken 2nite i hope i can be a better person soon

(deerbitch's yandere eyes glow red) ggrrrr... do NOT take carnageshit away from me.... eclipseworm...........

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

how am i supposed to vaguepost about my irls if they follow this blog :/

can I get a size amazing latte with digital milk please

I think id kiss my clone a liiiittle bit...I dunno....maaaaaaybee (me to my uber driver who's driving increasingly unsafe)

@hypertexttransgenderprotocol

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

World heritage post

in high school they used to call me John Slugcat because i was a large squishy rodent whose skin secreted a mucus-like substance that allowed me to more easily fit into nooks and crannies