(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

it is often said that “.ani esnupi is a good esnupi”

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

I come from a mental illness dynasty

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

my constant stream of thank yous and sorrys will save me from the ass beating i have coming for the crime of having needs