I'm trying

This shit reads like a tumblr post

and this was the fucking MSQ line up she somehow ended up with and honestly I just wasn't aware I was playing on balmung

by talos this cant be happening

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

who the fuck is emailing me

“Oh I wanna play a Half-life video game; instead of playing Half-life 1, Blue Shift, Opposing Force, Half-life 2, Episode 1, Episode 2, Portal, Portal 2, E:0, or E:02, I’ll just download 10,000 mods for Skyrim until all the draugr are replaced with Combine soldiers.”

dude they have this thing called a rulebook

so here we are

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.

(source: Wikipedia)

@mikkeneko

oh my god??