Untitled

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

Its Sept 24

!!! Happy Birthday, no-internet dinosaur!!

World Heritage Post

SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE???

Not only has Goncharov broken containment but it's now fully immortalized in print. Fantastic work everyone.

Truly, the greatest mafia movie ever made.

The earlier you post this the funnier it is

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

having two pieces of media playing at the same time isn't enough anymore I need to be held