I Am A Mess Of A Human Being

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

okay. now everyone say i love u bi women

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

i love when they let klinger be arab.

You've met me at a very mash time in my life