Whatever forever

#this is what you all sound like talking about succession

There is no correlation between trans men and butch lesbians, stop comparing the two.

Honestly. Bullies want you to react negatively. Take that away and they lose interest.

That last one 911 I’d like to report a murder

what the average university gsa meeting looks like

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

SORRY GIRLS

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

I sent minute rice a lengthy email discussing my disgust at how i felt really rushed while eating because a minute isnt enough time to eat the whole box of rice

now that tumblrs pg13 we can only say fuck one more time so we better use it for something good

wait