Salutations

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

[ @manduhs-things | @maireadgreum | @devilsdaughter2 ]

My Rottweiler does the pillow and blanket thing and it’s adorable.

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

is that a tortilla 

no its the moon

i just had the most surreal experience on an elevator. me and this girl got on and I was in front of the buttons and pressed the third floor for me and I was like “which floor do you need” and she said “whatever”

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

late night facetimes and skype calls with you are my favourite things.

Can’t relate

idk what college does to people but the guy next to me is watching scooby doo 1 inch away from his screen