yikes

I never thought I’d live to see the day a show stole the title of “Most Queer-Pandering Homophobic Finale Ever” from Voltron legendary defender

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

steve rogers’s arc was about learning to accept that u can’t cling to an idealised past and instead you have to move forward with what you’ve been given and make positive change in the world and SUDDENLY he chooses to live the rest of his life in a perfect hetero WASP suburb in the 19 fucking 50s?

the more i think about this the angrier i get…..he literally gave up on helping anyone and instead decided to literally live in the past in a place/time where he knew he didnt belong, in both a societal and timeline-preserving sense. and in the 1950s no less!! the 1950s!!!! that’s not a heroic happy ending that’s a downer traitor coward ending

absolutely amazing to me how Henry cavill as superman I felt not a single ounce of attraction to him but once you smack a long white wig on him and rough him up a bit and suddenly I nearly choke on an Oreo and die while watching a bath scene

college isn’t as fun as an extremely goofy movie said it would be :/