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what awkward situation are you? I’m eating macaroni while crying a single tear

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Knox dabs his sadness away and you can’t convince me otherwise
i want to personally apologize to everyone who followed me for one fandom and is then bombarded with my 30 other fandoms that you have no interest in.
Sirius : my father didn’t like me as a child
James: why?
Sirius : because i wasn’t born until he was an adult
harry: so wait quirrell was super evil all along and snape was trying to save my life? huh guess snape was a decent person the whole time
snape: *bullies children*
harry: never mind

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reblog if you’re on team “I acknowledge that Draco Malfoy is a highly flawed individual and in no way condone the shit he’s done, but I strongly believe he was deserving of a redemption arc and it hurts my soul that JKR chose not to explore that”
The marauders in detention
Professor McGonagall: ok so let me get this straight-
James: oh no
Remus: *nervously looks around*
Peter : here it comes
Sirius : *screams and runs out of the castle*
James: You know what padfoot? Fuck your parents! I’m gonna be your dad now. and your mom. your ...dom.waiT SHIT NO
Sirius :
James:
Sirius trying to hold back laughter: Daddy?
James : Please don’t tell Remus.
Sirius : I bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
Remus : No matter how many times you compliment me I’m not making your bed

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It saddens me that I can’t experience different lifetimes like I just want to be a painter in italy in the 15th century or a poetry and mysticism enthusiast in 13th century in Iran is that too much to ask for
Remus: Pros and cons of dating me.
Remus: Pros: You’ll be the cute one.
Remus: Cons: Holy SHIT where do I begin
dark academic YA books, for the reader who doesn’t enjoy the old classics:
the raven cycle — maggie stievater
welsh kings, magic forests, obsessive research, private schools.
wilder girls — rory power
lord of the flies retelling, all-girls boarding school, remote island.
six of crows — leigh bardugo
murder, crime, heists, magic.
truly devious — maureen johnson
murder mystery, eccentric students, elite boarding school, 1900s
the night circus — erin morgenstern
magical circus, mysterious psychics, mind games, star crossed love.
the diviners — libba bray
1920s new york city, wlw + mlm rep, ace rep, occult magic, mysterious museums
vicious — v.e. schwab
an experiment gone wrong, blackout poetry, rivals, strange powers
the cruel prince — holly black
FAERIES, enemies to lovers, political power struggles, another magic forest
station eleven — emily st. john mandel
shakespeare, thespians, post-apocalyptic wasteland
feel free to add on!
Lily: I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permenantly alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?
Remus: babies have no concept of object permanence
Sirius: that’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever heard.
bbc sherlock + urban dictionary names (insp.)

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#I think the best bit about this #is the way John sort of stares for a second into space #as if he’s repeating that over in his head to make sure sherlock really said that #and then is just like #i mean really sherlock you’re so smart but you’re so dumb jesus #and lestrade looks like he’s biting down on something idk
I love that I don’t know who’s the sassy bitch in this scene.