ashes to ashes, funk to funky

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

Because my no-consequences power fantasy is being able to help everyone.

i need to lay down forever

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

a part of tahani’s torture is having a man as a soulmate