i turn my head up and i watch the changing sky

Imma ibuprofen girl but my dad's fav quote is "Asprin and Tumeric treats the inflammation 😌"

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

My friend told me I had to publish the drunk uquiz I made so here ya go: I assign you a uni major based on vibes

Hey op how tf did u assign me my actual major out of literally everything there is. I’m scared of you

Hey op that’s fucking terrifying.

the craaaziest thing about hannibal to me is how gentle he is. this dude kills and eats other human beings and yet when he apologizes for miriam lass's death or grieves abigail or holds will during an episode HE caused i never get the feeling that he's being insincere. its genuinely mournful on some level, even among the layers of manipulation and violence. when he strangles someone it's like an embrace. and you'd think that would make his capacity for incredible violence so much more pronounced but mutilating someone actually just kind of seems like a natural extension of that grace. im obsessed with him

Sir that’s my emotional support album that nobody else cares about

i mean pineapple on pizza is already so delicious all by itself but then you add in how many people get so angry about something as arbitrary as the taste preferences of people who are not them and it's like You Mean I Get To Eat Great Food AND In Doing So Passive Aggressively Tell Someone To Die Mad About It and that's really what elevates pineapple on pizza to the chef's kiss level