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Infected Wound - REQUESTED
Fighting from the Inside
Tied to a Chair
Good Intentions, Bad Results
Brain Damage - REQUESTED
Haunted Location - REQUESTED
Seizures
Love Potion/Love Spell - COMPLETE
"Love Potion/Love Spell with Hunter and Crosshair maybe??" from @huntressdarkness
Buried Alive
The Patient Has Left the Building - REQUESTED
Vampiric Draining - REQUESTED
Electrical Outage
Twisted Ankle
I Just Want To Have Friends
If I Can't Have You
Gave Up Too Soon
Emotion Control
Laid on a Stretcher
Hysterical Strength
Public Humiliation
Guilty Conscience - REQUESTED
Stalking - REQUESTED
Pillory/Stocks - REQUESTED
Knocked Out
Lassoed
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You know whatâs one of my favorite things Iâve seen in a bad batch fic?
When one of them are hurt, injured, sick, or otherwise not in good shape and itâs so bad to the point that Hunter fully breaks down and actually cries and bonus points if heâs also pleading with the universe for them to be okay and bonus bonus points if heâs wishing the pain would be taken away and given to him.
I eat that UP every single time and the eldest child in me usually ends up crying too.
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HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:
Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac
tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size.
Yes, he is five times her age.
Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
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Love Potion/Love Spell with Hunter and Crosshair maybe??
Meant to be doing my assignment. Wrote this instead. Hope you enjoy :)
Impromptu Experiment
@badthingshappenbingo prompt Love Potion
Fandom: The Bad Batch
Characters: Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker
Rating: T
Word Count: ~1100
It was a mistake they both wanted to make, and this was the perfect excuse.
The flask sat on the table between them, screw-top lid tightly sealed. With the Marauder powered down, the interior of the ship was lit by what light streamed in through the cockpit door and the open ramp, casting a subtle day-gold glow off the burnished satin steel cylinder.
The two sat in abject silence, neither wishing to be the first to move. Moving would imply a decision, intent. A weakness, a yearning for the other. Weakness would at best be mocked, at worst exploited. Strategicians as they were, they studied the flask between them; risked surreptitious glances at the other, hoping their counterpart would cave first.
Crosshairâs tongue flicked out to wet parched lips and he leaned back, draping his arms along the back of the chair, affecting nonchalance.
âSo whatâs your poison?â
âHuh?â Hunterâs reaction was quick, sharp â too alert for their supposedly relaxed setting.
âYour mixer,â clarified Crosshair, with a nod towards the flask.
âOh. UhâŚâ A frown wrinkled his brow, perfectly creasing the centre line of his tattoo, before Hunter shrugged. âCorellian brandy.â
Crosshair nodded with a smug smile, looking approving â as though either of them knew what that tasted like. GAR rations certainly didnât include luxury drinks, and the Batch rarely had enough credits scraped together for the cheap gut-rot that burned the throat and shorted out Hunterâs enhanced senses for a week, let alone for a fine bottle of spirits like that.
âWhat about you?â Hunter prompted, to which Crosshair coughed and awkwardly shifted his position.
âOh, well⌠you knowâŚâ He leaned forwards suddenly, forearms folded on the table, staring at the canister intently. âWhat did Tech say about this stuff?â
âTwo or three drops to be mixed into the targetâs drink,â Hunter recited flawlessly. âThe Felucian distillate lacks theâŚuhâŚâ A cough. âUh⌠full aphrodisiac properties of the plantâs pollen. ButâŚâ and he shot a coy glance at Crosshair, a look which smouldered from the shadowed curtain of his hair and ink-dark skin, âit loosens inhibitions.â
âWhich weâre going to use to extract information from uncooperative targets,â said Crosshair blithely, his intense stare a laser-brand of heat as it raked unashamedly across Hunterâs broad shoulders and pecs.
âYeah,â Hunter coughed, shifting his weight, trying to look unaffected and failing by a parsec. âSomething like that.â
âTwo to three drops,â Crosshair muttered under his breath, then caught Hunterâs look with a wry huff of laughter. âCanât even do shots.â
âWe could try,â challenged Hunter immediately, as though unable to let any space hang after Crosshairâs words.
The sniperâs expression remained inscrutable, thoughts flickering behind his eyes as his mouth softened to something approaching a smile. Hunter remained relentlessly pinned by his steady gaze, his own agitation betrayed by aborted tics of movement in contrast to Crosshairâs stillness.
Silent, elegant, Crosshair slunk to his feet and reached languidly into the overhead locker. Hunting around without taking his eyes off Hunter. he turned up a pair of tumblers and placed them on the table with a decisive clink.
Hunterâs dry-mouthed swallow felt too loud in the closeness between them. Keeping his own gaze trained on Crosshair, he took the flask and with a single decisive twist, loosened the lid.
Crosshairâs smirk was victorious, his satisfaction all that was needed to goad Hunter on. Distillate be damned; they barely needed its effects. The promise of an excuse to release their inhibitions was all they needed.
âYou first,â said Crosshair, and though he tried to sound casual the faintest tremor of anticipation betrayed his nerves.
âAge before beauty,â countered Hunter quickly, setting the open flask back on the table and nudging it towards Crosshair.
âIâll pour,â said the sniper carefully, âand we both drink on three.â
âFine by me.â
âFine.â
âFine.â
A moment lapsed into a minute, stretched into an awkward divide that yawned despite the anticipation.
âWe donât have to,â said Hunter; too fast, too casual.
âGive me a minute,â snapped Crosshair. âIâm building up to it.â
Another infinite minute. A clattering from outside.
The light dimmed momentarily as Wreckerâs huge frame crowded the doorway, spilling up the gangway and into the cool cabin interior as he dragged a huge forearm across his sweat-beaded brow.
âItâs bakinâ out there,â he groused at his usual too-loud volume, squinting and peering as the daylight-dazzle left him blinking. âHow comes I have to help Tech with repairs, anâ you two get to sit around keepinâ cool? Itâs not fair. Iâm parched.â
He wasnât exaggerating, the salt-bright smell of fresh sweat and exertion following him into the cabin. In two long strides he was beside the table, swiping up the flask in a single smooth move â
failing to see Hunter and Crosshairâs aborted lunges to stop him â
â and downed the contents in one.
The empty canister slammed back onto the table, accompanied by Wrecker wrinkling his nose in disgust.
âYeuch! What were you two drinkinâ?â he asked, pulling a face and sticking out his tongue, making chewing movements to try and swallow the bitter taste from his mouth. âUgh. That was disgusting.â
Hunter and Crosshair held their breath, watching each other and watching Wrecker with wide, wary eyes. Cautiously, Crosshair extended one hand, patting Wrecker sympathetically on the arm.
âYou okay, big guy?â he asked, voice thin as he shot a questioning look at Hunter, trying to hide his alarm.
ââM fine,â grumbled Wrecker, turning to the cupboards and rooting through their supplies. âWe gotta have something better than that in hereâŚâ
Hunter had been frantically tapping something into his wrist-com, and he pinged the information file to Crosshair before meeting his eyes and shooting a pointed look at Wrecker.
[The concentrated Felucian distillate is designed to be used once diluted. Purification of the extract and increased absorption into the bloodstream in liquified form render it more potent that the pollen from which it is derived. Further experimentation neededâ]
Wrecker was already loosening the collar of his blacks, tugging at them as an unmistakeable flush crept up his chest and neck.
âStupid hot planet,â he muttered, untidily crashing their supplies around as he hunted in the cupboard. âKriffing⌠whyâs it so hotâŚâ
A wordless look passed between Hunter and Crosshair. Without being told, Crosshair rose, ghosting behind Wrecker and hovering his hands tantalisingly above his hips.
ââM gonna get Tech,â Hunter muttered, although he eyed Wrecker with equal interest. âHeâs, uh⌠gonna want to see the results of this impromptu experiment.â
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