please how do you get the hat to stay on the kitty head? is there an invisible chin strap? your photos always fill me with the intense desire to put hats on my own cat. thank you for performing this important public service.

“After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans need more than seven hours of sleep each night to maintain cognitive performance. After ten days of just seven hours of sleep, the brain is as dysfunctional as it would be after going without sleep for twenty-four hours. Three full nights of recovery sleep (i.e., more nights than a weekend) are insufficient to restore performance back to normal levels after a week of short sleeping. Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.”

This tiktok was on my fyp and im so glad it was

Why are grad school personal statements so excruciating to write? 

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.