BANDO STONE & THE NEW WORLD

uh, first of all, i actually just won SNL's breakout player of the year award... like after four years of being around, so yeah, a participation trophy that's like "i guess you can stay". but at least papá lorne likes me. oh, and second of all? leave your door unlocked.

agh, wow... you got me. damn, i guess you're in the major leagues now. super jealous that i'll never have one of those. you gonna get me in with papa lorne or do i have to do another embarrassing monologue? and what happened to the key you have to my house? sold it for your snl award? (please say sike, that was my only spare, beside's oscars)

dude, i was thinking about how you can literally do everything and anything, but then i was like, my snl audition only took one go, so... @dglovera

— god, and that just started making me think about how i need to dust off my five grammys, two golden globes, and two emmy's. what about you, lil bro? have you dusted off your participation trophy, lately?