I'm not crazy, I just go to art school

(I’m so sorry I erased the original post I’M SO SORRY! You can read this without the visual aids on AO3.)

March 10, 1917 - James Buchanan Barnes is born, and we were all officially fucked.

July 4, 1918 - Steven Grant Rogers is born, and somewhere in Brooklyn Bucky’s mother wept …

June, 1924 - Steve’s mother is bedridden from illness associated with Tuberculosis.

September, 1930 - 12-year old Steve and 13-year old Bucky meet for the first time in Hell’s Kitchen, where Bucky scares off bullies trying to steal Steve’s money. What were they doing in Hell’s Kitchen? No one knows. Steve tells Bucky he’s been living in the orphanage ‘on 8th’ since his mother’s death. Which is odd since Bucky was apparently at her funeral when they’re both legal adults in a flashback scene from the Winter Soldier. For the purpose of this timeline, info from the movies will take precedent over info from the various tie-ins. Meaning Sarah Rogers is basically Schrödinger’s Ma for the next 6 years.

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

It’s pumpkin dance man! October is a good month.

Feel free to check out my shop!

-“OH, WHAT, ARE U #TRIGGERED???, LIFE ISNT UR #SAFE SPACE LMAO”

Here sesame street is trying to fill a gap where supportive adults should be. Where there should be a teacher or a family member or a counselor to help, for whatever reason, there isn’t, so Sesame Street is stepping in.

This breed of person has always hated Sesame Street. They hated it for showing black and white children playing together. They hated it for giving children of color the head start that rich white families were paying for. They hated it for Bert and Ernie for showing two MEN who LIVED TOGETHER, for the married black nurse who lived on sesame street when it was first released, and for them explaining death. I feel like there was a pregnancy at some point in its early days and they would have REALLY hated that.

These days they don’t (usually) say “I’m not letting my kid watch anything with black kids in it” but they sure throw a tantrum in the youtube comments when Sesame Street DARES to show an autistic girl playing with non-autistic children and being treated like shes anyone else. They lose their shit when Sesame Street has to explain incarceration to 5 year olds. And the muppet in south africa with HIV? Hoo boy.

Petite-Madame’s Avengers Food Calendar - July 2020: Steve Rogers

I’m working on a new project, an “Avengers + Food” calendar. Once a month, I’ll post a page of the calendar (one Avenger = one month). You won’t have everybody because there’s just 12 months and there are a lot of characters now but I hope you’ll still enjoy it. ♥

OH MY ACTUAL GOODNESS YOU GUYS. 

There are THREE THOUSAND OF YOU!  WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

I said I was gonna do something special and I wasn’t kidding.  You guys are awesome and you deserve the entire world.  Unfortunately, I can’t give that to you.  So I hope this giveaway will suffice.  

Rules:  

You must be following MOI (natch)

You must reblog this post (each reblog counts as an entry, but please don’t spam your followers)

This will go on until the end of the month (July 31, 2018)

Prizes: 

FIVE (5) Third place winners will receive a 500 word fic of their choice (I’ll post relevent links at the bottom of the post concerning ships and fandoms available)

THREE (3) Second place winners will receive a 2k word fic of their choice

TWO (2) First place winners will receive a 5k word fic of their choice AND FINALLY

ONE (1) Grand Prize Winner will recieve one each, 500 word fic, 2k word fic, 5k word fic AND a $25 dollar gift certificate to Adagio Teas. 

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

and the end result:

bonus: