A Dexholder's Guide to Saving The World

Y here! Some of us do, but ehem. I think I’m pretty much the only one who actually battled with a legendary Pokemon on my team, not to brag. ;) We’re ignoring Senior Ruby. Some are super friendly but... yeah. 

CRYS ACTUALLY FOLLOWED UP ON SOME ART, WHAT?

Jokes aside, she’s been doing nothing not related to Pokemon. If she doesn’t quit soon I swear I might actually get sick of Pokemon >:O 

Hey hey hey! Technically speaking, this is Crys. Know what day it is? It’s July 2, Ruby’s birthday and the start of the 80 day challenge! In honor of that, I’ll be drawing one thing a day related to it. Stay tuned for more!

Oh... Uh... Ehehehe...

Red: No parents

Green: No parents, good with grandparent

Blue: Nicely developing relationship

Yellow: Distant but good

Gold: His mom is single but lets him do whatever

Crystal: Single mom, never met dad, but strained relationship

Silver: ... His dad is lovingly evil.

Ruby: ... A bit... Um... No.

Sapphire: Happy family <3

Emerald: ... He follows Crys everywhere, does that count?

Platinum: Good with parents

Diamond: They just be both chill B)

Pearl: Both are always rushing! They get along well

Black: They support him :D

White: ... what parents

Lack-Two: x-x

Whi-Two: She and her mom love bonding over Pokemon <3

X: .... Uh. What are parents.

Y: I’M GONNA BE A SKY TRAINER NOT A RHYHORN RACER SO LOVE YOU MOM BUT SHOVE OFF

Sun: ... Nope. 

Moon: I live in a different region for a reason.

Sou: Dad died ;-; mom let him live in a trailer with an old lady, a grade schooler, and a screaming girl, what do you think?

Y: What do you guys do to get your parents to pay attention to you? I just rebel.

Schilly: I JUST SCREAM UNTIL THEY HEAR ME AND AGREE TO MY DEMANDS.

Moon: Your parents pay attention to you???

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Moon: Schilly, why do you always have to shout?!

Schilly: BECAUSE THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY WAY TO BE HEARD IN MY HOUSE! IT ALSO ASSERTS DOMINANCE OVER MY ENVIROMENT!

Y: Are you all deaf?

Schilly: Nah, just a lot of us.

Y: So you can talk normally!

Schilly: Yeah, but it's more fun to blow people's ears out.

Moon: Well, next time you scream in my ear, I swear to all the Tapus that I will shoot you so hard-

Schilly: Oh no an angry Korean-

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Schilly: Are we gay for all sleeping in the same bed?

Moon: No, we're lazy.

Diamond: Try using a nice comparison?

Sun: A what? Does it cost something?

Diamond: Like, you could say that Lady Platinum is like a beautiful flower. She's beautiful and elegant, she's prettier than any flower, firm yet soft and gentle, proud and delicate, bright as the sun, and her smile is like a warm gentle breeze in the cold morning of early spring. The closer you get, the sweeter she becomes, and you get to see just how sophisticated she is.

Sun, whispering: And she might have thorns.

Diamond: What?

Sun: Um... Nothing.

Diamond: Well, alright. You try.

Sun: Okay. … Uh… Well, Miss isn’t really like a pretty flower though. She’s more like a… uh… a mushroom, really. She’s strong and resilient, kind of weird, loves dark places, figuratively glows at night time, is most likely poisonous, and she might be good for you but can also kill you very quickly.

Diamond: Well, um, don't say that around her.

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Black: My hands are cold.

White: Oh, here! *holds hands*

Black: ...

Black: My lips are cold too.

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Platinum: Y, have you finished setting up the decorations for Diamond’s birthday party?

Y: Um… (quickly tapping in Morse code)

White: (blank stare) ?

Y: (tapping Morse code)

White: (blank stare) ???

Platinum, calmly: You do realize that I can interpret that code? Something that I presume White has not mastered yet.

Y: Darn it, White! We practiced for a whole week!

White: Um…

Platinum, coldly: So that is what you two were doing instead of decorating. Interesting…

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Gold: WHY WOULDN’T CRYS WANT US THERE?!

Silver: She doesn’t want us to embarrass her in front of her dad. It's the first time she's meeting him. She wants to make a good impression and we won't help.

Gold: *slams hands on the table* WHICH FRANKLY IS INSULTI- *notices that his bowl fell over*

Gold: Aw man… All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal…

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Moon: Sun’s existence is really like the sun to me.

Lillie: Aww

Moon: He needs to stay thousands of miles away.

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Sun: [hiding in laundry cart] Ugh, does the laundry have to be dirty?!

Moon: [pushing cart] ...Nope.

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Sun: Magical punch!

Moon: That’s a kick.

HAWAIIAN

Red: Aloha! ʻO Red koʻu inoa mai Kanto. ʻO wau kāu leka uila. ʻAe kou ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka iā mākou e kiʻi i ka ʻike pilikino. (Hello! My name is Red from Kanto. I am your email. Your sense of humor allows us to get personal information!)

Sun: PFFT-

Blue: Tee-hee!

Green: O.o

Moon: Um... 'Hello! My name is Red from Kanto. I am your email. Your sense of humor allows us to get personal information'?

Red: E kamaʻilio koke me ʻoe a hoʻomau i ka ʻike maikaʻi. ʻAʻole naʻu! Ālia iki! Anuanu kaʻu iʻa! (Talk to you soon and keep up the good content. Not for me! Hold on! My fish is cold!)

Sun and Blue: *laughing*

Green: 'Talk to you soon and keep up the good content. Not for me! Hold on! My fish is cold!'?!

Moon, in perfect Japanese: Is Senior Red alright?

Red: ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻauʻau- Wait, you speak Japanese?

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FRENCH

Blue: Bonjour! (Hello!)

Y: Bonjour! Mon nom est Yvonne! Veuillez m'appeler Y. Et son nom est X. (Hello! My name is Yvonne! Please call me Y. His name is X.)

Green: Ravi de vous rencontrer. Mon nom est vert et leurs noms sont bleu, jaune et rouge. (Nice to meet you. My name is Green and their names are Blue, Yellow and Red.)

Yellow: Ravi de vous rencontrer! J'espère qu'on peut etre amis! (Nice to meet you! I hope we can be friends!)

Red, proudly: Je parle Frank! Revivez votre rencontre!

X, confused: 'I'm talking Frank, relive your meeting'?

Red, continuing: Il a étudié le cintrage français pendant la semaine et je pense que mes saucisses sont plutôt bonnes! (He studied French bending during the week and I think my sausages are pretty good!)

How does that even work?! -Red

What do you mean? -Crystal

I mean, like, how do you do Gym Challenges then?!

There aren’t any Gyms.

Platinum here! Of course we do! We make an effort to interact with our juniors in order to strengthen our relationships. The first three generations are particularly close, and Senior Green is closer to the Kalos Dexholders than anyone else. Senior Ruby supposedly has a soft spot for me because I enjoy Pokemon Contests, and Senior Sapphire is fond of Y, I believe. Of course, everyone from Unova is close. Sou and Sun seem to get along well, but I’m afraid that Schilly and Moon don’t seem to get along well. Obviously, my generation is closer to Alola’s than anyone else, one of them being my baby sister, so there’s that.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve talked for too long. I need to stop my sister from shooting Schilly with toxic arrows.

Basically

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”

“Those are so cool!”

“Are they mad at us?”

“They have very scary thoughts...”

“WHAT THE FU-”

It was funny.

One word.

Half of the younger Dexholders got drunk because they couldn’t tell that it was alcohol not water. 

How was I supposed to know, Super Serious Gal?

Sun was constantly just swallowing water and then yelling “I need to pee” at the top of his lungs while wearing ridiculously oversized sunglasses.

Says the girl who blindfolded herself for months afterwards and nearly starved to death because she forgot to eat.

I did not. 

Yes you did. You literally didn’t eat food until you fainted and got a bag stuck in your arm.

BLUE’S MASTER LIST:

Red and Yellow (Mistletoe)

Blue and Green (Unfortunate accident ;))

Silver and Crystal (Dare)

Gold and Crystal (Mistake)

Ruby and Sapphire (... they’re dating)

Black and Whi-Two (Identity swap)

X and Y (dating)

after senior red dropped his ‘I’m connected to deoxys’ bomb and that gym leader literally built up mewtwo with his own body stuff (it’s called DNA, Courier), we kinda got overshadowed :(

Attention isn’t that needed anyway. I’m used to being forgotten.

I won’t ever forget you, Miss! :)

IF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO SNOG AGAIN TELL ME SO I CAN COVER MY INNOCENT EYES.

INNOCENT, ARCEUS NO! COME HERE YOU LITTLE- 

AH!

YEAH, OF COURSE WE ARE!

We really aren’t. 

THE ‘WORE STRAIGHT BANGS IN THE PAST’ DUO HAS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER, MOON-CHAN!

Please don’t ‘Moon-chan’ me. Even my sister doesn’t add ‘chan’ to my name.

BUT WE’RE BEST FRIENDS!

I don’t have friends.

YEAH, YOU HAVE ME!

Yes. I do. 

IS THAT SARCASM?!