i'd love to give you wings

FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine france: McDo Ortolan Bunting italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst

breakfastless behavior

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

hello, former professional baker here! the answer to both questions is yes

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

if the catholic church was so smart why didn’t they make Parasocial Relationships a SIN. Marks failed to consider this

The gospel of Luke failed to predict TWITCH STREAM

I boob my breasts into attack position and end my turn

nothing more special than the parasocial relationship between you and your friend’s cat

it’s not abandoned. the polar bears live there.