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It sounds to me that lots of people around town want to give Ben a little kiss — if Fry isn’t an exception, it might be a nice change to see him give a little smooch instead of grimacing behind the bar! 

I think we can cross Sasha and the Jillian off that list after the saloon incident. If anyone is willing to host them, time will only tell  —  when and if they come back, of course. 

Oh? Henry has a crush on Ben — this is news to me! How juicy! It’s even more star crossed if the drug lab rumors about Henry are true. The doctor and the danger! Even if they aren’t, I’m inclined to agree. Not because they wouldn’t make an interesting or handsome couple, but because I want some drama! And I won’t get any with pining from a distance. 

Well, my sources told me recently that there was, quote, weird tension between him and Sloane. If one of them is from faer, I wouldn’t be surprised. As for the other bouquet, I’m willing to take any hints you’re all willing to give me. I’d like to know! 

The sound of broken glass begs to differ! 

You’re absolutely right! Who does matching costumes unless they’re at least a little bit in love  —  even if it was on a subconscious level, I smell a romance brewing! And next to fresh baked bread, that’s my favorite smell! 

I think all friendships in this town are a little unlikely, because it’s a wonder how others put up with you lot! All your drama and antics. It’s got me getting achy fingers from typing so much. However, most notably recently — Jemma is quite the character, so if Mr. Mysterious Fry warms up to her at all in her tenure at the Saloon, that would be unlikely. Jillian and Art seemed to get along quite well at the New Year’s Dance and even went to the mines together before that terrible collapse. Elaine and Dakota also seemed to get on well at the Valentine’s Dance. If Elaine can carry all that carpentry around and get involved in those little dungeon games, she’ll have brains, beauty and brawn! 

I hope it wasn’t a wood broom. Otherwise a certain someone might have tried to set it alight before he could fly away. Speaking of, where has Alex been? I haven’t seen him around terribly much... this is the first I’ve heard of him learning to fly, but I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s always the quiet ones. 

A demon? To our precious little Valley? Haven’t we been through enough? If Archie wants to talk about her little ghosts here, that’s fine and dandy, but I refuse to let those two bring any kind of evil to this town. That demon will have to go through me! 

Heard, and fortunately, did not see! What a gruesome end to that whole mines debacle for poor Art. I’m not surprised that she tried to cut off his whole hand — there are rumors floating about that she’s committing insurance fraud after a murder!

You and me both, my sweet tipster. Handsome AND a doctor? If anyone is keeping that relationship under wraps, it better be for good reason. 

Coworkers or coconspirators ... in how to hide their relationship from the town! The world may never know, unless someone drops a tip in for me on if Ben and Adria have a flirtationship. Maybe they’ll speak in secret doctor code so none of us can understand their love...

Another strike against her criminal past! Art maimer, accessory to insurance fraud, possible killer, and now briber? Maybe Jemma is even blackmailing him with some deep dark secret. I wonder what it could be...

What kind of person doesn’t jump rope? I might throw out a hip if I tried it, but at least I know how to double dutch! 

A ... tension? Oooh, do tell more! Both Henry and Sloane strike me as the type of people to get along with everyone, so if fae have anything against him or vice versa... it must be spicy! Unless you meant the more interesting type of tension, in which ... tell me even more more! 

Finley is DEAD? Huge if true. Were they meeting Art’s parents down there? Has Art been now caught canoodling with Finley and Jillian? 

You know, I’m a little suspicious too. After all, what is Dungeons and Dragons? He wants to cause issues for people who go on little adventures? You know who goes on little adventures — everyone in the Valley! There’s a metaphor here somewhere, and I’ll find it soon. I wonder what they’re doing to the ground too ... maybe planting seeds of poisonous plants, or putting weed killer to get rid of all the flowers.