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sapphixsakura

i have not seen nor spoken to this dude since high school and this is the very first thing he says to me

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midtown120blues-deactivated2018

my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite

themathomhouse

or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it

midtown120blues-deactivated2018

I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors

patrickat

Unsure if this can be tagged “life goals”.

merlinwycoff

I am so confused as to the premise of this, does disneyland have some form of embargo on people being pronounced dead in the park for some reason?

patrickat

Yes, and the reason is propaganda. They claim no one has ever died at their parks.

toesucker

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

Thanks toesucker

Oh I forgot

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the lonely* *the spiral* *the desolation* *the web* *the corruption* *the buried* *the hunt* *the slaughter* *the stranger* the extinction* *the eye* *the dark* *the vast* *the flesh* *the end* *the archivist that summons them all*

mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar

piratedykes

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

motive11331

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fabledmuses

Found my cat.

continuants

AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT

dashaibo

THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

drtanner-dickery

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and I’m so glad it’s back on my dash, you guys. <333

corezi

what TLJ probably meant: poor Kylo Ren look he had a reason to come into the Dark Side his own uncle tried to kill him :’((( it’s also all Luke’s fault, blame him, he gave up on Ben so easy!!

what I, an intellectual, learned form TLJ: if Luke “there is still good in you dad Vader” Skywalker takes one look at Ben Solo’s mind and thinks this one is irredeemable then well, shit, I absolutely believe him

ladyshinga

“It’s not my fault, Luke started it” says Kylo, while ignoring the fact that he slaughtered the rest of the students as well with no explanation or excuse

garkgatiss

okay!!!! (x)

thestereotypebuster

Me: please don’t be written by Steven Moffat please don’t be written by Steven Moffat please don’t be–

Me: god fucking damn it!

harleyquinnamiright

Who’s Steven Moffat and why is this bad

garkgatiss

tangshcn

Splinter: Big Mama and I were an item long ago

The turtles deciding if the prospect of getting a rich stepmom outweighs the fact that the spider lady tried to kill them:

plague-dude

Mikey: She tried to kill us though

Donnie: *Dressing Splinter up so he can try and woo big mama again* And what about it??

gaytheist-dyke

Me: *sets my alarm for tomorrow*

Phone: Alarm is set for 4 hours and 37 minutes from now.

Me:

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butchniqabi

sometimes you get ravished by a vampire and sometimes you do the ravishing, its called feminism

twilightisgaynow

pancakeke

another fun night of quiplash

b-atiful

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

funnypicsdept

unlimited-memes

Ben’s restroom

mysteryho1238138798223789-deact

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