The sniffler

i usually never have the space for calls, but I’ve been craving so badly lately to just hop on a call with another woman and sneeze for her. Perhaps even multiple at once. Ladies if you’re free after 4 on the week days and open to having a discord call, or even a phone call, you can drop it in da dms 💕💕💕

sneezes so big I feel like the god dam big bad wolf

Global warming can’t kill us fast enough. I genuinely hate everyone.

my dash is very Chinese today

I wanna start dating and I’m genuinely so scared. I don’t think I even want a partner, I just want someone to hold onto for a fleeting moment

if I snorted an allergen before going out and started sneezing just to see how many people would bless me and acknowledge my existence would that be like. Sexual assault on the public? I wouldn’t be trying to infect anyone or sneeze on them, I’d just be sneezing and existing at the same time. The answer is probably I shouldn’t do that but I want to hear everyone else’s opinions.

I wanna start talking when I do wavs but I never know what to say. I know there’s the obvious stuff like “oh, I’m gonna sneeze! My nose tickles so much!” And I try to do that but it makes me uncomfortable. Does anyone have any good recommendations on stuff to read while sneezing?

Just shaved my whole body and now laying under the covers feels funny afuuuuuuck

in the winter, I work in a small store alone, making little Christmas trees for all the orders that come in. I like to imagine myself in the thick of a horrible, messy head cold, but I work anyway because the trees sell so fast and I have to keep up with the demand. I always lose my winter gloves, and I really only wear a coat, so on top of being sick I’m just absolutely freezing and it’s the most miserable experience of my life. Just sniffling and sneezing alone, and I’d probably cry too, but in the midst of it all, an angel appears in the form of a customer, and they’re like me, they’re infatuated with sneezing and illness, and when they see me in my wretched state, they fall almost instantly for me. They are apprehensive about showing their feelings, because we’re only strangers to each other, but they keep me company and give me tissues to blow my nose and wipe away the tears, and we just sit and talk for hours. By the end of the day, we’re snuggled up close on the couch (yeah there’s just a couch here), my face against theirs, and they give me kisses and whisper sweet nothings in my ear, my hands in theirs being warmed up by their gloves, or maybe I’m laying my head on their chest. And I realize right then and there that I’ve found my soulmate, the one I want to spend the rest of my life with, and I couldn’t be happier. Something like that could never happen to me, but if I could, just for one minute believe it could come true, it’d make me the happiest person in the world.

I hate sneezing in bed, I sneeze once and it gives my nose permission to flow forever, and I don’t wanna get up to find a tissue. But at the same time, there’s something sublime about these early morning sneezes,, like they’re extra dainty and pathetic. And sneezing in bed is also oddly cozy. But my nose, ugh >m< I just keep wiping it on the blanket, it won’t quit, and I think I feel more sneezes coming,,,.

I have goggle holders that look like a dog's muzzle with a big grey snout at the end. I look at it every night

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