Werking It Out

But we’re not bad people. We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.

I think tumblr hasn’t been paying enough attention to Dylan Look at him He’s perfect

and cole, well, we no longer speak of him

*he who must not be named*

Coledemort

reblogging for coldemort

reblogging for that.

n00d pic dealer

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this. If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.