ok so you smell like a stink buge -_-

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL!!!

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

very skilled at having a headache

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.