fressen oder gefressen werden

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

just ran into the blair witch in the park—she was honestly so sweet. we chatted and laughed for hours. i don't think i'll be scared of a terrifying cackle ever again

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

scariest exam session of my whole life in two weeks 😙✌️

Okay got a bit doomeristic the first one went fine