deviant-official

uhh, flabuous, flabotonist, flabby... nope, coming up blank with literally any words starting with 'flab'

flabber… still can’t stay more.

Oooh, right, I see.

uhh, flabuous, flabotonist, flabby... nope, coming up blank with literally any words starting with 'flab'

They're just going around in a dress (no offense meant but its odd) and pretending to be a Fang Gu?? To what purpose? That's weird behaviour even by my standards.

They weren't claiming Fang-Gu to me... it's possible they just don't trust you.

They could be drunk or poisoned? Oh yeah, what's your word, by the way. I overheard Inkeeper talking about it and I want to make sure I don't accidentally say it.

They're just going around in a dress (no offense meant but its odd) and pretending to be a Fang Gu?? To what purpose? That's weird behaviour even by my standards.

well this is gonna be awkward to explain… take a guess…

Uuuh... Damsel? That's the best I can do. Usually people have some kind of tell, but you just don't have anything.

you ever seen a demon?

Pfffh. Yeah, tons. They ain't got nothing on me. And they are, without fail, some of the worst disguisers of their tell. ever.

did you realize i was one the while time...?

*they tilt their head.* Oh, yeah, I knew you were the Lleech. I was just testing you.

*they shake it with a wink.* uh-huh. I'll keep an eye out for outsiders, then.

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

well this is gonna be awkward to explain… take a guess…

Uuuh... Damsel? That's the best I can do. Usually people have some kind of tell, but you just don't have anything.

you ever seen a demon?

Pfffh. Yeah, tons. They ain't got nothing on me. And they are, without fail, some of the worst disguisers of their tell. ever.

did you realize i was one the while time...?

*they tilt their head.* Oh, yeah, I knew you were the Lleech. I was just testing you.

well this is gonna be awkward to explain… take a guess…

Uuuh... Damsel? That's the best I can do. Usually people have some kind of tell, but you just don't have anything.

you ever seen a demon?

Pfffh. Yeah, tons. They ain't got nothing on me. And they are, without fail, some of the worst disguisers of their tell. ever.

You're telling me this isn't the community garden? I knew I should have taken the third left, not the second. *they pull a piece of paper out of a pocket. They keep unfolding it over and over until they're left holding a map several feet long*

You're telling me this isn't the community garden? I knew I should have taken the third left, not the second. *they pull a piece of paper out of a pocket. They keep unfolding it over and over until they're left holding a map several feet long*

puzzlemaster doesnt strike me as bossy at all, but... because you live in this town and were at the doctor he goes to???

Well it isn't my job to follow you sinning tramps around is it? And how do you know about me visiting the doctor? Didn't your mother teach you it was rude to snoop in peoples medical business?

Well well, look who cares about me now, even though it isn't any of your business I actually had an.. enlightening conversation with the doctor earlier today. It got me thinking about how I got to the lake in the first place. But it isn't really your business so good day

who shit in your spaghetti damn, but ok, trust that evil madman like everyone else in this town

(recoils a bit at the appalling profanity) You can't really be talking with the company you keep. And I don't eat spaghetti.

The company I keep, im more curious than i am offended at this point

Your circus. The quill freak and the artist. Not to mention the dirty travelers that hang around.

I am investigating many leads right now. And walking with her was out of necessity. Not because I wanted to.

yeah yeah, then why did it take like a week

Well, because, its a big forest and I was a long way from town. No to mention I was pretty weak.

EXCUSE YOU? The only person who smells right now is you.

You 'get a grip'. You smell like horse feces and mud. (Under her breath) And I'm the anachronistic one.

Hm. Its definitely you who needs to get a grip. And I am baking. Not cooking.

No it is not the same thing. Baking is science, cooking is just putting stuff together. And just because I am so pure and kind, it's pie.

Pie? I love pie!

HOLY ST-- how many of you sinning scamps do I have to deal with today? I this what you all do for fun?

You serious, lady?

Lady? I'm in my twenties.

Oh, sorry, sir. Looks can be deceiving.

That better-- (the virgin's eye twitches, she is most likely mentally reciting some mantra along the lines of you are pure you are good) What do you need deviant?

Can I have some pie?

yeah, i'll get you some. (Turns back into her house)

*they've been standing around for like half an hour* They're not coming back, are they.

(The virgin hurries out with a slice of pie on a pink plate with yellow daisies) So sorry to keep you waiting, I wanted to give you a fresh slice. (She holds it out) this flavor has some difficult ingredients, so it was hard to cut.

What type of pie is it?

It's umm... rhubarb. Try it.

hi. um. what. Why would you put that in a pie.

(The virgin is trying to hold back a giggle somewhat successfully) what do you mean? I thought you wanted some pie.

I... I'm not actually that hungry. Bye.

puzzlemaster doesnt strike me as bossy at all, but... because you live in this town and were at the doctor he goes to???

Well it isn't my job to follow you sinning tramps around is it? And how do you know about me visiting the doctor? Didn't your mother teach you it was rude to snoop in peoples medical business?

Well well, look who cares about me now, even though it isn't any of your business I actually had an.. enlightening conversation with the doctor earlier today. It got me thinking about how I got to the lake in the first place. But it isn't really your business so good day

who shit in your spaghetti damn, but ok, trust that evil madman like everyone else in this town

(recoils a bit at the appalling profanity) You can't really be talking with the company you keep. And I don't eat spaghetti.

The company I keep, im more curious than i am offended at this point

Your circus. The quill freak and the artist. Not to mention the dirty travelers that hang around.

I am investigating many leads right now. And walking with her was out of necessity. Not because I wanted to.

yeah yeah, then why did it take like a week

Well, because, its a big forest and I was a long way from town. No to mention I was pretty weak.

EXCUSE YOU? The only person who smells right now is you.

You 'get a grip'. You smell like horse feces and mud. (Under her breath) And I'm the anachronistic one.

Hm. Its definitely you who needs to get a grip. And I am baking. Not cooking.

No it is not the same thing. Baking is science, cooking is just putting stuff together. And just because I am so pure and kind, it's pie.

Pie? I love pie!

HOLY ST-- how many of you sinning scamps do I have to deal with today? I this what you all do for fun?

You serious, lady?

Lady? I'm in my twenties.

Oh, sorry, sir. Looks can be deceiving.

That better-- (the virgin's eye twitches, she is most likely mentally reciting some mantra along the lines of you are pure you are good) What do you need deviant?

Can I have some pie?

yeah, i'll get you some. (Turns back into her house)

*they've been standing around for like half an hour* They're not coming back, are they.

(The virgin hurries out with a slice of pie on a pink plate with yellow daisies) So sorry to keep you waiting, I wanted to give you a fresh slice. (She holds it out) this flavor has some difficult ingredients, so it was hard to cut.

What type of pie is it?

It's umm... rhubarb. Try it.

hi. um. what. Why would you put that in a pie.

(The virgin is trying to hold back a giggle somewhat successfully) what do you mean? I thought you wanted some pie.

That's like... horseradish or something. You... you put apples in a pie. Or beef mince. or... or fruit mince. Not turnips!

Oh, that's... odd.

Nuh uh

...What?

Oh, that's... odd.

puzzlemaster doesnt strike me as bossy at all, but... because you live in this town and were at the doctor he goes to???

Well it isn't my job to follow you sinning tramps around is it? And how do you know about me visiting the doctor? Didn't your mother teach you it was rude to snoop in peoples medical business?

Well well, look who cares about me now, even though it isn't any of your business I actually had an.. enlightening conversation with the doctor earlier today. It got me thinking about how I got to the lake in the first place. But it isn't really your business so good day

who shit in your spaghetti damn, but ok, trust that evil madman like everyone else in this town

(recoils a bit at the appalling profanity) You can't really be talking with the company you keep. And I don't eat spaghetti.

The company I keep, im more curious than i am offended at this point

Your circus. The quill freak and the artist. Not to mention the dirty travelers that hang around.

I am investigating many leads right now. And walking with her was out of necessity. Not because I wanted to.

yeah yeah, then why did it take like a week

Well, because, its a big forest and I was a long way from town. No to mention I was pretty weak.

EXCUSE YOU? The only person who smells right now is you.

You 'get a grip'. You smell like horse feces and mud. (Under her breath) And I'm the anachronistic one.

Hm. Its definitely you who needs to get a grip. And I am baking. Not cooking.

No it is not the same thing. Baking is science, cooking is just putting stuff together. And just because I am so pure and kind, it's pie.

Pie? I love pie!

HOLY ST-- how many of you sinning scamps do I have to deal with today? I this what you all do for fun?

You serious, lady?

Lady? I'm in my twenties.

Oh, sorry, sir. Looks can be deceiving.

That better-- (the virgin's eye twitches, she is most likely mentally reciting some mantra along the lines of you are pure you are good) What do you need deviant?

Can I have some pie?

yeah, i'll get you some. (Turns back into her house)

*they've been standing around for like half an hour* They're not coming back, are they.

(The virgin hurries out with a slice of pie on a pink plate with yellow daisies) So sorry to keep you waiting, I wanted to give you a fresh slice. (She holds it out) this flavor has some difficult ingredients, so it was hard to cut.

What type of pie is it?

It's umm... rhubarb. Try it.

hi. um. what. Why would you put that in a pie.