"You may die at any time."

OOC: If I make the Tinker blog, it will have a gimmick. I roll a d10 for every post, and the number determines how long the Tinker lives before being obliterated by god. A 1 means “dies almost immediately” while a 10 is the only way that they’ll finish their post unharmed.

Hey… what’s this stuff for? I thought we didn’t have an ele-

What are you talking about? We do have an election - and I won the last one by a landslide.

I’m just gonna-

No, no, do tell me about your struggles. What can I as your closest representative do for you?

…Deal with tha-

I do not know what 'that' is, but I will deal with it as best as I can!

The dude who fucked wi-

Look, I just gotta make sure that you have the full story. Innkeeper might have to deal with health code violations because her inn itself has been causing her own allergies to flare up! And people usually don’t build things involving stuff they’re allergic to! I think someone was messing with her! Now none of us can get a drink and she probably can’t go in to clean it all up! Because then she’ll go right back to square one!

Thank you for your cooperation, citizen! I can assure you, the council members are working their hardest to figure out this situation and apply needed measures.

Thanks, Mayo-

Hey… what’s this stuff for? I thought we didn’t have an ele-

What are you talking about? We do have an election - and I won the last one by a landslide.

I’m just gonna-

No, no, do tell me about your struggles. What can I as your closest representative do for you?

…Deal with tha-

I do not know what 'that' is, but I will deal with it as best as I can!

The dude who fucked wi-

Look, I just gotta make sure that you have the full story. Innkeeper might have to deal with health code violations because her inn itself has been causing her own allergies to flare up! And people usually don’t build things involving stuff they’re allergic to! I think someone was messing with her! Now none of us can get a drink and she probably can’t go in to clean it all up! Because then she’ll go right back to square one!

Hey… what’s this stuff for? I thought we didn’t have an ele-

What are you talking about? We do have an election - and I won the last one by a landslide.

I’m just gonna-

No, no, do tell me about your struggles. What can I as your closest representative do for you?

…Deal with tha-

I do not know what 'that' is, but I will deal with it as best as I can!

The dude who fucked wi-

Hey… what’s this stuff for? I thought we didn’t have an ele-

What are you talking about? We do have an election - and I won the last one by a landslide.

I’m just gonna-

No, no, do tell me about your struggles. What can I as your closest representative do for you?

…Deal with tha-

Hey… what’s this stuff for? I thought we didn’t have an ele-

What are you talking about? We do have an election - and I won the last one by a landslide.

I’m just gonna-

Hey… what’s this stuff for? I thought we didn’t have an ele-

Can that lady shu’up? I need’a focus.

watch what you’re sayin about my grandma

She don’ look tha’ old… wow…

This i-

It sure is, my Phoenix-like friend!

But… listen, do you see this shit? I think the inn will have to be closed again because someone’s INSANE! I’m no expert, but I don’t think alcohol compels you to do this shit when you’re sobering up! What the fuck is even going on there? God, I wish we had a competent doctor because I don’t know what’s going on anymore!

…I don’t speak rid-

Can you get me a drink? Ignore the… whatever-the-hell-is-going-on-in-there? Maybe fetch yourself one t-

I don't imagine the Inn will be open today, but I've got good wine at my place if you'd like to come over.

Sounds good t-

Do you only die when you're talking, or...?

I… don’t kn-

Well, I would never ask you to turn off your wonderful voice, but it could be worth an experiment sometime. Not that I know, I am a woman of music, not science!

Well, that’s one more thing on the list of ex-

Yes, I imagine you are a busy person. But I'm glad you have the time to talk to me!

Just tr-

What was that?

Just trying to make great inventions and great mem-

It is a noble pursuit!

You know i-

I know what now?

You know it-

(While Tinker was coming back to life, Minstrel poured a glass of wine for them both)

Well, question ans-

One more time?

Qu-

Oh, I think I get it now

I can’t even stay silent to av-

That is unfortunate. At least you have a nice drink now, though.

I really hope you don't drop it...

No pro-

You seem to be doing alright with that, so far...

Honestly, with all of the dying, it’s the best I co-

You seem to have gotten quite good at it. If one can be good at... dying.

And maybe with enough alcohol, I can stop dying for a cha-

Ah yes, drowning out your ability. I think I have enough here, help yourself!

It depends on whether you mean drunk, dead, or both. The only thing those three have in common is be calm and don’t make too much noi-

And do you want me to walk you home afterwards?

Y-

Alright, got it.

(Minstrel drinks her own wine a bit slower than Tinker. She's not trying to disable her ability)

(Tinker finished their second glass and went to get a third, of course, not without dying and recovering on the way.)

Oh, thank you! It means a lo-

It just seems easier this way! By the time you're able to fill your own glass without dying, you won't need to anymore.

Well? Is this trial a success?

I… I fhink so…

And just in time, too. Congratulations!

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Ohkaaay!

Of courzze!

Take hold of my arm, lest you stumble and fall, and I shall not lead you astray.

(The Tinker stood up and help onto the Minstrel’s arm.)

It should be the one with all the… stuff. The pack… ‘nd the… stuff. Might have a… a… sun… roof.

Ah, I'll know it when I see it, then.

You should see it zoon.

I'm keeping my eye out.

That would make sense. It looks to be a lively home!

Yooou know it!

This i-

It sure is, my Phoenix-like friend!

But… listen, do you see this shit? I think the inn will have to be closed again because someone’s INSANE! I’m no expert, but I don’t think alcohol compels you to do this shit when you’re sobering up! What the fuck is even going on there? God, I wish we had a competent doctor because I don’t know what’s going on anymore!

…I don’t speak rid-

Can you get me a drink? Ignore the… whatever-the-hell-is-going-on-in-there? Maybe fetch yourself one t-

I don't imagine the Inn will be open today, but I've got good wine at my place if you'd like to come over.

Sounds good t-

Do you only die when you're talking, or...?

I… don’t kn-

Well, I would never ask you to turn off your wonderful voice, but it could be worth an experiment sometime. Not that I know, I am a woman of music, not science!

Well, that’s one more thing on the list of ex-

Yes, I imagine you are a busy person. But I'm glad you have the time to talk to me!

Just tr-

What was that?

Just trying to make great inventions and great mem-

It is a noble pursuit!

You know i-

I know what now?

You know it-

(While Tinker was coming back to life, Minstrel poured a glass of wine for them both)

Well, question ans-

One more time?

Qu-

Oh, I think I get it now

I can’t even stay silent to av-

That is unfortunate. At least you have a nice drink now, though.

I really hope you don't drop it...

No pro-

You seem to be doing alright with that, so far...

Honestly, with all of the dying, it’s the best I co-

You seem to have gotten quite good at it. If one can be good at... dying.

And maybe with enough alcohol, I can stop dying for a cha-

Ah yes, drowning out your ability. I think I have enough here, help yourself!

It depends on whether you mean drunk, dead, or both. The only thing those three have in common is be calm and don’t make too much noi-

And do you want me to walk you home afterwards?

Y-

Alright, got it.

(Minstrel drinks her own wine a bit slower than Tinker. She's not trying to disable her ability)

(Tinker finished their second glass and went to get a third, of course, not without dying and recovering on the way.)

Oh, thank you! It means a lo-

It just seems easier this way! By the time you're able to fill your own glass without dying, you won't need to anymore.

Well? Is this trial a success?

I… I fhink so…

And just in time, too. Congratulations!

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Ohkaaay!

Of courzze!

Take hold of my arm, lest you stumble and fall, and I shall not lead you astray.

(The Tinker stood up and help onto the Minstrel’s arm.)

It should be the one with all the… stuff. The pack… ‘nd the… stuff. Might have a… a… sun… roof.

Ah, I'll know it when I see it, then.

You should see it zoon.

I'm keeping my eye out.

That would make sense. It looks to be a lively home!

Yooou know it!

This i-

It sure is, my Phoenix-like friend!

But… listen, do you see this shit? I think the inn will have to be closed again because someone’s INSANE! I’m no expert, but I don’t think alcohol compels you to do this shit when you’re sobering up! What the fuck is even going on there? God, I wish we had a competent doctor because I don’t know what’s going on anymore!

…I don’t speak rid-

Can you get me a drink? Ignore the… whatever-the-hell-is-going-on-in-there? Maybe fetch yourself one t-

I don't imagine the Inn will be open today, but I've got good wine at my place if you'd like to come over.

Sounds good t-

Do you only die when you're talking, or...?

I… don’t kn-

Well, I would never ask you to turn off your wonderful voice, but it could be worth an experiment sometime. Not that I know, I am a woman of music, not science!

Well, that’s one more thing on the list of ex-

Yes, I imagine you are a busy person. But I'm glad you have the time to talk to me!

Just tr-

What was that?

Just trying to make great inventions and great mem-

It is a noble pursuit!

You know i-

I know what now?

You know it-

(While Tinker was coming back to life, Minstrel poured a glass of wine for them both)

Well, question ans-

One more time?

Qu-

Oh, I think I get it now

I can’t even stay silent to av-

That is unfortunate. At least you have a nice drink now, though.

I really hope you don't drop it...

No pro-

You seem to be doing alright with that, so far...

Honestly, with all of the dying, it’s the best I co-

You seem to have gotten quite good at it. If one can be good at... dying.

And maybe with enough alcohol, I can stop dying for a cha-

Ah yes, drowning out your ability. I think I have enough here, help yourself!

It depends on whether you mean drunk, dead, or both. The only thing those three have in common is be calm and don’t make too much noi-

And do you want me to walk you home afterwards?

Y-

Alright, got it.

(Minstrel drinks her own wine a bit slower than Tinker. She's not trying to disable her ability)

(Tinker finished their second glass and went to get a third, of course, not without dying and recovering on the way.)

Oh, thank you! It means a lo-

It just seems easier this way! By the time you're able to fill your own glass without dying, you won't need to anymore.

Well? Is this trial a success?

I… I fhink so…

And just in time, too. Congratulations!

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Ohkaaay!

Of courzze!

Take hold of my arm, lest you stumble and fall, and I shall not lead you astray.

(The Tinker stood up and help onto the Minstrel’s arm.)

It should be the one with all the… stuff. The pack… ‘nd the… stuff. Might have a… a… sun… roof.

Ah, I'll know it when I see it, then.

You should see it zoon.

I'm keeping my eye out.

This i-

It sure is, my Phoenix-like friend!

But… listen, do you see this shit? I think the inn will have to be closed again because someone’s INSANE! I’m no expert, but I don’t think alcohol compels you to do this shit when you’re sobering up! What the fuck is even going on there? God, I wish we had a competent doctor because I don’t know what’s going on anymore!

…I don’t speak rid-

Can you get me a drink? Ignore the… whatever-the-hell-is-going-on-in-there? Maybe fetch yourself one t-

I don't imagine the Inn will be open today, but I've got good wine at my place if you'd like to come over.

Sounds good t-

Do you only die when you're talking, or...?

I… don’t kn-

Well, I would never ask you to turn off your wonderful voice, but it could be worth an experiment sometime. Not that I know, I am a woman of music, not science!

Well, that’s one more thing on the list of ex-

Yes, I imagine you are a busy person. But I'm glad you have the time to talk to me!

Just tr-

What was that?

Just trying to make great inventions and great mem-

It is a noble pursuit!

You know i-

I know what now?

You know it-

(While Tinker was coming back to life, Minstrel poured a glass of wine for them both)

Well, question ans-

One more time?

Qu-

Oh, I think I get it now

I can’t even stay silent to av-

That is unfortunate. At least you have a nice drink now, though.

I really hope you don't drop it...

No pro-

You seem to be doing alright with that, so far...

Honestly, with all of the dying, it’s the best I co-

You seem to have gotten quite good at it. If one can be good at... dying.

And maybe with enough alcohol, I can stop dying for a cha-

Ah yes, drowning out your ability. I think I have enough here, help yourself!

It depends on whether you mean drunk, dead, or both. The only thing those three have in common is be calm and don’t make too much noi-

And do you want me to walk you home afterwards?

Y-

Alright, got it.

(Minstrel drinks her own wine a bit slower than Tinker. She's not trying to disable her ability)

(Tinker finished their second glass and went to get a third, of course, not without dying and recovering on the way.)

Oh, thank you! It means a lo-

It just seems easier this way! By the time you're able to fill your own glass without dying, you won't need to anymore.

Well? Is this trial a success?

I… I fhink so…

And just in time, too. Congratulations!

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Ohkaaay!

Of courzze!

Take hold of my arm, lest you stumble and fall, and I shall not lead you astray.

(The Tinker stood up and help onto the Minstrel’s arm.)

It should be the one with all the… stuff. The pack… ‘nd the… stuff. Might have a… a… sun… roof.

Ah, I'll know it when I see it, then.

You should see it zoon.