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@lleech-official
l am ok and also very positive of headcanons/interpretations of any of my botcverse characters
and i would love to see them and makenonrs of yours! with mez writing fanfics, a lot if us making references and characters interacting more than ever, i would love to see characterization from creators or headcanons from others
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Master, it is pride month. You know what that means...
~ @mezepheles-official
Do you want me to sow like gay chaos in the town... what???
high-quality shitposting
LMAOOOOOOOO
Apologies, minions for my brief leave. While us demons don’t usually hunt in packs like the riot or legion fellows i used to know quite well and fondly, i was called by a “colleague” of mine to help them out.
Not the cleanest work but i got the job done since they were getting a bit desperate. The summoner wanted someone else but i guess they got me instead, they seemed relieved almost.
An invincible threat must be a pleasant surprise, since i made sure he didn’t think to follow me.
All and all, I will say it went well, how have things been with the rest of the team?
Well, Cerenovus has resorted to pranks. Though I personally think it would be better for it to try to use its powers in as lethal a way as possible.
fair fair, though it would buy us some time if not the most efficient option
Apologies, minions for my brief leave. While us demons don’t usually hunt in packs like the riot or legion fellows i used to know quite well and fondly, i was called by a “colleague” of mine to help them out.
Not the cleanest work but i got the job done since they were getting a bit desperate. The summoner wanted someone else but i guess they got me instead, they seemed relieved almost.
An invincible threat must be a pleasant surprise, since i made sure he didn’t think to follow me.
All and all, I will say it went well, how have things been with the rest of the team?
Apologies once again for how “buisnessy” I sound, I had to procure a temporary second host to sustain myself, being so far away, and he was quite the entrepreneur.
I tend to become more like the people i learn so much about in order to assimilate into society, i subconsciously act like them for a bit after.
I just sort of consume who they are and leave when i need to, sad for them but pretty existentially terrifying that the longer i live, the less i become like myself.
That puzzlemaster too, how he’s always thinking so deeply and existentially about everything, it’s infesting all of my thoughts oh my goodness
Anyway, it’s good to see you all again
and i had to “dispose of him” when i was done with the massacre, so if you hear anything about the professor that felt mysteriously ill and then went missing, no you didn’t
(he walks away in a swift movement that is as close as possible that a humanoid can get to “slithering”)
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Apologies, minions for my brief leave. While us demons don’t usually hunt in packs like the riot or legion fellows i used to know quite well and fondly, i was called by a “colleague” of mine to help them out.
Not the cleanest work but i got the job done since they were getting a bit desperate. The summoner wanted someone else but i guess they got me instead, they seemed relieved almost.
An invincible threat must be a pleasant surprise, since i made sure he didn’t think to follow me.
All and all, I will say it went well, how have things been with the rest of the team?
Presenting my latest masterpiece: “The Inn’s Curse!”
[Cerenovus presents a canvas (to no evil team member in particular) that is just covered in paint of varying shades of green.]
Looks just like her, huh? Makes you wonder how she can get even one bitch, let alone try for two!
[Cerenovus started giggling… then laughing… then cackling… then there was a loud pop. Cerenovus abruptly stopped laughing, before tilting her head back and forth.]
Now, is that right? It really hurt, but it’s probably no biggie! It happens!
It’s beautiful…
I used to be a bit of an artist myself but dropped the hobby after realizing i didn’t have time for anything other than serving hell and higher demons
makes me envy minions and demons that became evil and had the opportunity to live life outside of this, although leaving a life behind might be even worse than never having one
Makes me almost feel bad for her, being a new recruit and all
I wonder if she’s back from the river yet
in a base 1 outsider sects game:
me (the savant): i’m the savant, here’s my info, there is probably a no-dashii in play because of my information saying only one ability worked abnormally
the dead sweetheart (who bluffed clockmaker even after death because they wanted to become the fang gu): I think that you are evil because you got fang gu jumped
me: I’m a townsfolk and i’ve been using my information to solve everything, i pretended the sage was the artist so they could die because they didn’t take the initiative themselves
sweetheart: the sage died because they tried to kill you and you were the mutant so you became the fang gu
Me: i’ll say it right now “i’m the mutant” (didn’t die)
sweetheart: it’s because now you’re the fang gu, not the mutant
the no dashii: i think it’s the savant(me) because of what the sweetheart said
turns out i was no dashii poisoned and sweetheart drunk and spun my completely BS information into a world where my demon pick happened to be correct and we won
@GARDENER-OFFICIAL
Okay IN MY DEFENSE, i wasn't aware i could ignore the madness after I died.
WHAT WOULD THE STORYTELLER DO
KILL YOU??? /j
in a base 1 outsider sects game:
me (the savant): i’m the savant, here’s my info, there is probably a no-dashii in play because of my information saying only one ability worked abnormally
the dead sweetheart (who bluffed clockmaker even after death because they wanted to become the fang gu): I think that you are evil because you got fang gu jumped
me: I’m a townsfolk and i’ve been using my information to solve everything, i pretended the sage was the artist so they could die because they didn’t take the initiative themselves
sweetheart: the sage died because they tried to kill you and you were the mutant so you became the fang gu
Me: i’ll say it right now “i’m the mutant” (didn’t die)
sweetheart: it’s because now you’re the fang gu, not the mutant
the no dashii: i think it’s the savant(me) because of what the sweetheart said
turns out i was no dashii poisoned and sweetheart drunk and spun my completely BS information into a world where my demon pick happened to be correct and we won
@GARDENER-OFFICIAL
potentially horrible Lleech play but imagine
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Positive affirmations for people who have side blogs
I am on the right blog
i have never reblogged anything to the wrong blog ever
this is the right blog
purple Tuesday
I have never made a post on the wrong blog
(walks into the evil team’s secret camp)
i sent an evil traveler into the woods to hunt some food for us and they should be back soon, what have all my minions been up too-
(sees cera acting like a cat and mez’s goons trying to hold them back from burning hot fish)
oh boy…
and i walked into a guy desperately struggling to kill someone, it isn’t a lunatic that’s for sure, they claimed they were the vortox and that me and ravenkeeper were their minions
it’s been a long day, i need some coffee
nothing to make a demon as old as time and powerful as satan himself feel like a middle aged man going through a midlife crisis and work induced caffeine addiction
(long sighhhhh)
(he plops onto a chair and starts reading a newspaper about his killings in past towns that he collects like trophies)
and the last time i died and had to reincarnate myself was like 200 years ago, almost a new record!
(he then falls asleep alarmingly fast)
(walks into the baron’s castle)
i sent an evil traveler into the woods to hunt some food for us and they should be back soon, what have all my minions been up too-
(sees cera acting like a cat and mez’s goons trying to hold them back from burning hot fish)
oh boy…
Yer Mezepheles is a bit full of themselves, eh?
@deviant-official
all of my minions can be something, mez is the most consistently reliable for being with me the longest
@virginbotc-official, @lleech-official, you gotta get home soon, the sun is setting and we shouldn’t risk anything
m'scuse me? Telling your holiers what to do? I don't think so, I'm staying right here thank you very much.
its not me risking my life, but tell me if you see the recluse, i know yall are squabbling, but let him know for me
m'yeah he's a sinner, he deserves to burn in hell.
Do I now???
yes you HARLOT
at least im not so weak willed i have to kill anyone who accuses me of crimes i didnt commit
i was stabbed for a false accusation and i didnt even complain
and harlot who, i saw you and the ravenkeeper dancing with "no room for jesus in between"
m'kay first of all, I don't kill anyone, thats just my purity defending, maybe you wouldn't have gotten stabbed if you weren't a dirty sinner.
Second, you might need to check your eyes because I am too pure to go to the devil's parties, and certainly not with any dirty devil bird loving sinner.
and I wouldn't throw stones if i were you. I mean why would a recluse be at a dance? unless of course, they were lying about being a recluse.
insult other townsfolk, fine
insult me, fine
insult my birds, THEN WERE GONNA HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM
you birds are FILTHY and i would rather die than be associated with you and your stinky grimy hell birds.
and what are you going to to? Nominate me?
youre one to talk about stinky grimy animals from hell
and we were never a thing, it was one dance and i have the emotional capacity to recognize how not everyone i meet loves me
because unlike you, im not starved of attention and love, my birds may be filthy but at least they dont hate me
Are you.. breaking up with me?
i wish it wasnt so
Well FINE, I DONT NEED YOU ANYWAY.
I just want to point out that ravens are genuinely considered unclean by the bible, but they are known to bathe several times a week, preen very frequently and even remove... parasites... from other animals...
So if you subscribe to science as I do, ravens are not only clean birds, but cleaning birds
sheeeeesh, what did i just walk into, the virgin just moved into town and now immediately picking fights with everyone, and SOMEHOW already broke up with a committed relationship, what a world we live in
and ravens are beautiful amazing birds, that jealous ex doesn’t know what they’re talking about, very clean, pretty creatures if i do say so myself, and removing bugs and debris from other birds is so kind of them too (virgin take some notes; both attitude AND hygiene). I will be the first one to tell you that parasites are some of the worst creatures in existence, and i hate them almost as much as i hate @virginbotc-official
EXCUSE ME, can't you see i'm in DISTRESS. I've just lost a deeper relationship than you'll ever experience in your life you PEASANT. Why does everyone in this town SUCK.
*storms off*
ALSO ALL OF YOU ARE DIRTY SINNERS, THE BIBLE IS BETTER THAN ANY... NAMBY PAMBY SCIENCE.
If thou art so pure, how come you have violated the fourth wall with your non-period accurate speech patterns? Why are you a millennial teenager? This is supposed to be ambiguous medieval to victorian period, for crying out loud!
Has the devil spoken to you of some dark future? Do you perhaps partake in witchcraft?
demon behavior if i do say so myself
M'kay FIRST of all, witchcraft? Look at at yourself (points at mez and their mezyness) YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH THE DEVIL. And you (turns to lleech) i know you're evil and i know you cursed me or something, and i'm going to prove it, you ruined my life and now i will ruin yours.
(Storms off again)
I don't sleep with anyone. I find that sort of activity highly... unintellectual. And I know Virgin already left, but... isn't wrath a sin too? Really their name should be the Hypocrite.
shes still here by the way
and only us..
(pulls out lantern and hits the virgin over the head with it)
Sir, with all due respect, I have no idea what you are trying to convey. Perhaps a few more words and some punctuation for clarity would not be amiss, if it does not offend Your Unholiness...
I just knocked out the virgin and i have intention to kill. Will you help me fake an alibi
Of course, master. Perhaps I can tell people that I talked you into helping me run an errand for the Barista to gain their favor?
Or maybe we can say one of us nominated them and was suspicious when their ability did not go off, and so we took matters into our own hands... much like a certain Innkeeper might.
Or, should you so desire, I can take the fall for you, since those in the town already suspect me of being evil.
maybe we act like it wasnt us if we dont get caught, dont want to put suspicion on us if we dont need to. The innkeeper doesnt remember as well though and i am claiming an outsider so it wouldnt make sense. We best get it done before we need to jump to defenses
(the lleech draws a dagger)
Y'know, killing the old fashioned way to avoid them seeing my demonic form
Of course. You're the boss after all. We will need an alibi, though, a reason why we couldn't have been here doing this at this point in time.
Oh hello guy-
IS THE VIRGIN OK???
(he doesn’t see the dagger)
oh yes yes, mez and i were trying to solve our disagreements and come to a consensus on how to make peace between the town and nonviolent minions, then @harlot-official walked by and winked at her. She was so appalled she passed out and now we are trying to get her back to town.
I’ll bring her to the doctor
You're such a goody two shoes, Recluse. Are you sure we can't just leave her like this? She was rather annoying...
I know you want to do so, but we gotta stick up for fellow town members. Even if i am an outsider, im still not evil
I’ll take her to the doctor. You go alert the town
oh what a shame , the doctor isnt hereee
(dumps the virgin's body into a lake)
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That was easy.
shit i can't spell *pardner
ooc: noted
