i dont feel a thing for you

.....ew

i wouldn’t consider myself lucky to get you pregnant or to get anywhere remotely near you seeing as how we’ve already established death by boredom for the both of us. plus, the sunglasses look isn’t sexy enough for me.

oh, we’re getting comfortable now, are we? hahhh, everyone so hung up on me possibly giving away this disease like it’s some sort of christmas present, when really it’s such a poor form of that question– you have to first have an std in order to give it out, but the real question you should be asking is

never have i ever gotten someone pregnant?

i don’t think so, but now that you mention it…

why would i be honest with you when you’re not honest with me? and it’s clear you have nothing to offer so yes, you’ve caught me, i would rather kill you

you must be bored out of your skull-- isn’t that the game high schoolers play when they’re stuck in detention and the teacher’s asleep? i hear no stakes being called, but sure why not?

you may expect any sort of answers from me. anything and everything... except honesty.