i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

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the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

a man that doesn’t lick his screen when he sees my selfie is not for me

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

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I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

(calmly and rationally) i will never be normal about anything at all

NEEDY GUY WHO IS OBSESSED WITH ME WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU WAHHHHHH WHERE WHERE WHERE I CANT FIND YOU HELLOOOOO CMERE PLEASEEEEE

"are you listening" no actually i zoned out the minute you ran your fingers through my hair in a completely normal and nonsexual context but now all im thinking about is you treating me like a dog but go on

having a deep desire for love as an unloveable person lowkey is torture

and if you ever perceived me no you fuckin didn’t

can you die from yearning