Conquest

YOOOOO IM LEGITIMATELY TOUCHED LIKE OML THIS IS AN ACTUAL BLESSING REBLOG REBLOG

Internally crying this is so beautiful *w*

I’m crying wtf

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

Class is canceled emails > goodmorning texts

people who can graciously hide that they don’t like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said “he’s not my friend. i fucking hate him.” i lost 5 years of my life

A I R  S I G N S

This just in, only air signs act like fucking adults

given that people are already noticing how tumblr dorks are turning top and bottom into basically gendered stereotypes my prediction is that the next bastard thing this dying website will do is finally reach the peak of its obsession with the western zodiac and turn it into a legitimate system of social hierarchy

Oh my gosh I need this.

I love you people

O h m y g o d

sometimes i wish i was jared, 19

a nut allergy so to speak

That last comment had me seeing stars

sometimes you get lost TO the sauce

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

im a guy

it’s valentines day so nows the time to confess ur love to me