fix your hearts or die

fuckkkk my stupid life bro i tried to jack the atm on the street but the cops caught me now i have to go to the jail on top of the sushi restaurant i hate this fucking city

they said my health score was 69 and that's "bad" and i need to "lay off the sweets" so they're putting me in the parkour simulation as punishment until I'm "fit enough" to "reenter society" fuck my blocky life

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

One of the benefits of watching psych (2006) is that in most shows with a weird protagonist you find yourself asking why are you like this but in psych you don't do that because you just saw. You just saw 10 minutes ago at the start of the episode when Henry was putting him in a trunk

my game of thrones au where grigem are doing targaryen incest (incest as a metaphor for having an affair) and are actively pursuing their bastard half brother aetho to try and get him to fuck them on dragonback (incest as a metaphor for pursuing information about his personal life) while ignoring their actual sister paerl (incest as a metaphor for being blonde making you evil (gem is blonde in this au and grian is evil for being evil))

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why