ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

That’s fucking brilliant.

Jeremy Corbyn’s the blue shell, right?

i’m worth five fucking dollars

$36.00 dont be disappointed in me @sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

26.50 suprisingly high Huh *shrugs*

//22.50 wow.

(($18.00

//23$ Woop woop

//3.50… I expected lower tbh

12.50….(‘◉⌓◉’)

3.00$ HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS A POOL OF FUCKING SEMEN

$88.50 Do you children leave the computer? You could get $50 at a single party LOL

i won’t even say it back to my dad and he was in my life first, so get in line alphabet

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

pro-tip: every time you are sad think about how lucio is proud of you

what if im the lucio though and i just aint hippity hoppity enough :’(

what if i dont have a penis

Possession of marajuana? officer, that’s … a couch ,…

you’d only get a caution cus that’s clearly personal use