Ultimate Despair Headmaster

“My my my, how rude. After all the trouble I went through to make this for you.” what trouble? He knew she was blind, so the ‘map’ was just a piece of paper with a bunch of random squiggles on it. 

“Since you kiddo’s are lucky enough to have your headmasters undevided attention at this current moment, you should like, ask him some questions or something. Come on, i’m really bored and you all know what happens when I get too bored.” 

“Boys and ghouls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange. Come with us and you will see, this our spirit bearoween.”

He watched the goggles and wig cap hit the ground, heard the cries from the swimmer. The hell was his problem? Shiro jumped up from the chair he’d been lounging him and walked over and picked up the goggles.  “Yelling into the void is a sign of insanity...or something like that.” He didn’t know if that was true, it was just something he’d heard one of the doctors mumble when he’d been screaming at nothing. He fiddled with the goggles in his hand, they were pretty well made, tightened to just the right place for the swimmer.  the strap was red like the swimmers hair. He couldn’t help but wonder if it was his favorite color or something.  He reached his hand down to help Rin pull himself up if he needed it. He looked kind of exhausted.  That was the right thing to do right? He still wasn’t sure, maybe he was being insulting.  It had been so long since he talked to someone that wasn’t a doctor or Usami, he was a little fuzzy on interactions. 

Being in his room had gotten hella boring, and they’d left him with less security then normal. So he just knocked them out and started wandering the campus, he’d probably get a scolding and pumped full of drugs later... Who the fuck cared though. He exited the private area that was the east campus and started looking around.  He eventually wandered up to the pool area, he could hear someone in the water so he went to look. Slicing through the water like a fish was a red haired boy, he must be one of the students with the talent Ultimate Swimmer. He sighed, he was a little jealous.  He decided he had nothing better to do, so he hopped onto one of the folding chairs that was sitting beside the pool and watched him. He really was good, his times were amazing... The way he moved through the water was great. He subconsciously started counting out the little things, how long he could hold his breathe. How long it took him to turn... His head started to ache from that, so he glanced away..what would it be like to swim through the water like that? Away from all the doctors and pain, to be free? 

Go outside she said, interact with people...this was annoying. It was loud and it was doing nothing good for his mood, despite the fact this was supposed to be ‘good’ for him.  Screw that. He turned down an alleyway to get a little peace and quiet when he noticed a quaint looking coffee shop.  “Leblanc huh?” He looked up at the building with his pocket in his hands. It looked quiet, not too many customers. He shrugged and walked inside the shop, taking a seat at the counter.  A young man a little younger then him seemed to be tending the counter, he picked up a menu and started looking it over. 

I haven’t done one of these in a while. So starter call, like for a thread. Comment if you want the man or the bear. 

“Though I could totally see the appeal of wanting to look as gorgeous as me. Still, no fursuit could capture the charm of the one, the only, amazing Monokuma.” 

“Hey losers, stop telling Tsumugi to get on a Monokuma fursuit. It’s fucking creepy.” 

my favorite headcanon is that everything Shiro knows about sex, he learned from Junko. Which is why as Monokuma, he echos the idea that all teenagers are horny and would hump just about anything.  She probably tells him really strange stuff like that all the time because she knows he’ll believe it.