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I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

You better believe we will! It is one standard tradition my household absolutely loves.

people being rabidly anti-piracy is always so jarring to me i forget that this sentiment exists over and over and i’m always shocked. you no like free movie 😟 ?

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.