Designated Dave

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

What did he say?

“Trans Rights”

trying to clean your room when you have adhd should be considered an extreme sport

this entire post should not be a thing

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

This is so true

This, a thousand times this.

GOD, that last gif is so accurate. that’s the best way to describe this feeling. 

this was clearly written by a white person

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

This is just so accurate.

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

I can hear the guitar riffs

There’s certain people that you cannot speak on specific topics with because they don’t have the range, the knowledge, the empathy or the depth, to even understand where the fuck you’re coming from.

Describing someone as “not having the range” is gonna be my new insult for 2019