Welcome To The Sass

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

Ah sorry I had no idea your soldiers are working class, please proceed with ethnically cleansing my village.

What if everything gets better in 2016

Op deactivated to go live in a better timeline

What if everything gets better in 2016

Op deactivated to go live in a better timeline

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD

oh

breaking up with him isn't enough you need to kill him

I think he hates movies actually

Johnny Depp can’t die quick enough

did you get the dream i sent you?

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

WHAT IS “DOES”?

The average man who gets enough sleep doesn’t write the sentence “What is “does”?“

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears