mentally poorly endowed

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

blasts you with my placebo beam

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

Happy pride to Hunter and Hunter who make up Hunter x Hunter

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw