mentally poorly endowed

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

Under communism all big mansions will be converted into big games of Clue

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

does anyone like me and want to understand me

It was a clitorical question

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

to be so completely honest i am still not over smalltown boy by bronski beat.

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for