Just here to be gay and a pain in the ass

Well that isn’t fair. Can’t I just receive praise and an award for my work without having to stare at the computer screen forgetting every word I’ve ever learned???

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

i knew exactly what would happen and still watched the whole thing.

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables