Derpy Fins

well-written women who narratively suck are like crack cocaine to me. hello shitty little woman do you need some crumbs of love that you've clearly never been given? lol

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

@catwithkeys there is a familiar energy here

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

I laughed so hard I snorted my mimosa. This is extra awkward since it is 7:31am and I am on a plane

i found this ancient post from my blog so if you want to know what tumblr looked like from an ipod in 2010……

WOW

happy 15 years to this post

if people think i’m a coelocanth I wonder what they think of the active people i follow on this website who i’ve been following the art/fics of for over 20 years online

Swoon

Pursuant to my last post

I scrolled through 982372390823908 posts of Christina Koch before I got to this post; the thought that a man might be even slightly relevant in this conversation did not occur to me.

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

A very happy National Poetry Month to all who celebrate. God bless us, every one!

#this whole episode was just ''have you considered the most deeply and profoundly ethical man in the whole world     #is also a weird loner asshole who would rather eat dog food and listen to radio signals than compromise his principles?''     #and I just....can't resist that.     #I'm really sorry but I am who I am and this moment was evocative.     #and I don't even disagree that this is for manousos the equivalent of the moment when carol talks about conversion camp!     #he's laying out the ethical stakes and explaining why noncompliance is the only option for him.     #he's making it clear that he will WALK through the JUNGLE to avoid their ''help''     #he will steal and ambulance (with an IOU for later payment) rather than accept their care.     #and......I mean not to be crass but have you considered................it's very hot.     #maybe even more so because of the clarity and uncompromising vision.     #some people are bad at making conversation at a party but they burn. and I find it deleterious every time.   (via notbecauseofvictories)