woohoo.

why must we network. isn't my kindness and willingness to try to be better everyday enough?

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

The moment I find something that gives me joy, I CONSUME it incessantly until it yields no more joy. like a mosquitor sucking on blood until it pops.

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy