Apathy, and Other Small Victories

Someone thinks about you before they go to bed

the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

my mom likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles” well im full of rage and im picking all of them

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like can I have some and I’m like no fuck off what do you think this is a charity

honestly don’t insult me because i’ll fuck your dad

“i dont like short hair on girls” yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

physically i would describe myself as a noncommittal wiggly hand gesture with a vague “enhhh” noise

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

when i die just remember i don’t care

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it