The Devil Is A Woman

stop asking what’s on my mind when i have that distant and faraway look in my eyes. it’s lesbian sex. again

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

This reads like an article in the postillion

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Cute girls being disgusting is what life is all about.

any girls wanna make me weirder and worse

There's nothing shameful about sex or masturbation or having kinks. Getting off isn't a guilty pleasure. It's just a pleasure. It's normal and healthy. You deserve to feel good and enjoy your body. Don't let whatever hangups you've got rob you of that.