what's up my craaanky crew

This is the Sportadab card 

And then they went out and got pancakes.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14398056/chapters/33249333

Locked On (34,563 words); redemption story for illumi with his siblings as circumstances lead to him housing all of them plus a few extra vagabonds. Also: this fic now has a sequel that is immediately after it in the series and focuses on Hisoka and how he fits into the family

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17998355/chapters/42518738

This x Moment x Now (18,128 words); hisoka teaches illumi how to know what he wants and let himself enjoy it

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1322288

hisoka’s adventures with time travel (3,128 words); hisoka goes back in time to let himself and illumi know that things will be okay if they can just find each other when the time is right

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18491521

asbestos in the walls (10,070 words); this fic absolutely gutted me. Hisoka and illumi are getting married and throughout flashes of wedding preparation we learn more about illumi’s experiences growing up and the shit is just heartbreaking.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12091041/chapters/27405636

Beneath x the x Ice (21,374 words); this is a wip that hasn’t updated in over a year but holy shit y’all need to read this one bc it is real fucking cute. The amusement park date shit really slaps. Also I’m a sucker for the Illumi and alluka content.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15513807/chapters/36012264

Desired (57,183 words); another wip that hasn’t been updated in a while. This abo fic has some really good character interactions and I’m weal for that shit so give it a read

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14083899/chapters/32448804

Hisoka and Illumi move to the suburbs (25,305 words); I meant the title says it all tbh

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17791517

children running through (3,777 words); there are rules and no exceptions for illumi no matter how much he wishes for them

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16897836

Two Heavens (2,279 words); illumi lets hisoka brush his hair and it’s very intimate

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17390846

A Soul as Sweet as Blood Red Jam (20,781 words); illumi runs away with hisoka and of course it’s not because they’re in love

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17826860

I’ve got a mix and match of verbal and random prompts but all of them will come out as fluff I promise each day ill assign a character whilst I write so its a surprise! 

Day 1: Laughter - Killua Zoldyck 

Day 2: Picnic - Ciel Phantomhive

Day 3: “thats not your shirt thats mine” - Chrollo Lucilfer 

Day 4: Road trip - Sebastian Michaelis

Day 5: Piggy back/ Carrying - Phinks 

Day 6: Trickster/Jokes - Ronald Knox 

Day 7: “what did I do to deserve you?” - Kurapika 

Day 8: “Holy crap!”- William Spears 

Day 9: Anniversary- Shalnark

Day 10: Favourite film- Alois Trancy

Day 11: Confusion- Gon Freecss 

Day 12: Flowers - Finnian 

Day 13: “Date night!… Or not”- Feitan

Day 14: Magic- Joker

Day 15: Baking - Nobunaga

Day 16: “theres only one bed!” “Yes only one, my bad”- Sebastian 

Day 17: Chocolates - Uvogin

Day 18: “dance with me?” - Snake

Day 19: Umbrella - Knuckle

Day 20: Beach day - Mey-rin 

Day 21: Perfume - Hisoka

Day 22: “your not being helpful” “i know but I love you” - Finny

Day 23: Unbelievable - Leorio

Day 24: Trying - Prince Soma

Day 25: Endearing - Gon

Day 26: “ I will love you forever” -Grell

Day 27: Hair- Illumi

Day 28: “Help?” - Baldroy 

Day 29: Stars - Chrollo

Day 30: “you are my light” - Undertaker

Dude, is “ship wars” still a thing? Yesterday a saw a SebaCiel hater. I thought those kids were extinct. I mean, do they actually spend their days hunting us? That must be sad. Like not having, literally, NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

So um, here’s a list of positive things you can do instead:

1. Have an actual life outside you tumblr blog.

2. Support a cause. Nope, don’t you try telling me THAT is actually a political cause. It’s like Flat Earth Society, but flater. Or more flat. Yeah, why don’t you Google that so I can check if I’m misspelling it?

3. Go back to college.

4. Adopt a pet. Seriously, that should be a goal for everyone at least once in their lives.

Most of Sebaciel shippers know the difference between fiction and reality

We ship it because Sebastian is like a demon and   consent age during the victorian era was 13 (you can google it ) 

Most of Sebaciel fics  in the modern era , include a growing up Ciel (18+)

Sebaciel could be romantic , platonic , friendship , brohood , master and butler…It’s not always about them making love , it’s really about the dynamic and the relationship they both share ! You can choose to see it howerver you want , i mean the whole anime is about SEBACIEL (which translates to Sebastian and Ciel in case you didn’t know) It’s really interesting how haters would always try to deny Sebaciel , Dude u can’t ! It’s there , i mean , it can not be canon in a yaoish way but it’s there in the official arts , the openings (Monochrome no kiss, bird , shiver…) the fanservices… They both have this canon special bond that no one can deny , they lean and depend on each other , they tease , get power from one another and it’s so beautiful man ! Really this is what the whole series is about ,THEM ! And as shippers , we enjoy all of these aspects we don’t see them Effin the whole time !!! We enjoy the dorky demon Sebastian is and our little man boy Ciel .We do not ship them in a romantic way all the time like “ Uh baby boy Ciel i love u “ “me too Seb doki doki f*** me” hell to the nah that’d be boring it’s more like “ Fuck this spoiled brat he always get’s me in troub- wait is someone trying to hurt my master amma burn the hell outta them !” That is what defines Sebaciel ,the teasing ! They care for one another but they love to play on each other’s nerves.

once again we do not approve of pedophilia as WE KNOW , that an adlut f***ing and underage booty in reality is very low and is indeed disgusting , so this hate war is all useless really (get a life )