Demonschnauzer? I barely know her

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want