the inmates are running the asylum

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

ahaha yes of course, thank you for the helpful correction. *may* I have a juice, you grammar-prescriptivist fucking pedant ?

currently waiting in the principals office

my argument that language is an emergent and continuously evolving social technology and that being as such a priori impositions on its structure are facile has not seemed to sway him

thTjhe y are calling my sister

shejustsighedrllyloud

i think if i can just explain my point better everyone w

htey made jiejie come get me and. i know she was kindof angry cuz she has a face she makes but when we were walking home she told me i was right, but sometimes thats not what matters. and i said But thats not fair and she sighed . and she said i was right and shes sorry . but i just have to learn to pick my battles. and we got ice creabm at the store i picked strawberry

[hypnotized cadence] I know nothing

freak. hits you with a stick. im telling my mom on you.

Can you ask her if we're sitll on for hood jjk sunday at 6 pm cst

she says yeah and also that your cage is lame 👍

ITS LITERALLY OKAY ITS LITERALLY SAUCED AND GOOD

what kind of sauce

ranch because its good

Ranch is literally fucking yucky and you're yucky for this

Please be nicey kind to me daughter dear

Your ranch doesn't deserve nicey kindness

What about honey mustard? Is rudolf allowed her honey mustard? Just a smidge? Just a teeny bit for rudo?

You're fundamentally evil and you will get 0 sauces because they're yucky disgusting

Do you hate me

[hypnotized cadence] I know nothing

freak. hits you with a stick. im telling my mom on you.

Can you ask her if we're sitll on for hood jjk sunday at 6 pm cst

she says yeah and also that your cage is lame 👍

ITS LITERALLY OKAY ITS LITERALLY SAUCED AND GOOD

what kind of sauce

ranch because its good

i bet you put ranch on your pizza too

Distinctly I do not. I never do this. I do put it on onions though. Raw onion and then I eat it.

[hypnotized cadence] I know nothing

freak. hits you with a stick. im telling my mom on you.

Can you ask her if we're sitll on for hood jjk sunday at 6 pm cst

she says yeah and also that your cage is lame 👍

ITS LITERALLY OKAY ITS LITERALLY SAUCED AND GOOD

what kind of sauce

ranch because its good

i bet you put ranch on your pizza too

[hypnotized cadence] I know nothing

freak. hits you with a stick. im telling my mom on you.

Can you ask her if we're sitll on for hood jjk sunday at 6 pm cst

she says yeah and also that your cage is lame 👍

ITS LITERALLY OKAY ITS LITERALLY SAUCED AND GOOD

what kind of sauce

[hypnotized cadence] I know nothing

freak. hits you with a stick. im telling my mom on you.

Can you ask her if we're sitll on for hood jjk sunday at 6 pm cst

she says yeah and also that your cage is lame 👍

[hypnotized cadence] I know nothing

freak. hits you with a stick. im telling my mom on you.