shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

writing a message on the bullet you're about to use to kill a billionaire who directly fucked millions of people through their health insurance makes you the coolest fucking person on earth I hope you dont get caught

@larry-the-demon @lowkeyqueer @demon-orb @jayisgay @fireflower117 @other ppl i have real life thing all of a sudden <333 assume ur tagged

this is one hell of a fuckin meep morp

@bunjywunjy what is this?

Wild. I was so sure that someone had made a worm-on-a-string out of gelatin, but nope! Real animal. Bonkers. Add it to the list of Weird Things Under The Sea.

@plaguedocboi look at this shit

Yesss the gelatinous weevil!!!! Borzoi larvae!!! Apparently they have pretty advanced eyes and are known to be curious of divers and follow them around

his name is Snorbert

I've made the difficult decision to resign from my job and focus on writing the script for Freddy vs. Jason vs. Alien vs. Predator

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen